CARLOS MARTINELLI

Carlos makes bad things happen to good people. He's not a bully in the traditional sense, but he has a wicked laugh, and can sure make a person feel small. Destined to become one of those cruel stand-up comedians, Carlos will take anything out of the ordinary -- say the garlic necklace my Mum put in my backpack because I sounded like I was getting a cold - and point it out, drag it into the limelight, and ridicule it, endlessly. And thanks to his camera phone, it's mere seconds before your humiliation goes from school-wide to world-wide.